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I hope you all are having a wonderful week!

I know that having my 75 yr old landlord pull down her pants AND underwear
to show me a bruise on her knee (true story) combined with getting to see the life altering musical love-fest
a Hawk and a Hacksaw at the Copperworks has made things pretty interesting around here
in the blustery North East.

But besides all of that!
OMG you guysss how could I pretend to forget! Lilo and Samantha Ronson (no nickname?) BROKE UP! AGAIN… but we mustn’t dwell on breakups by twitter or any other tragic events.
I personally am still interested in R Patz’s personal life
maybe he is miserable when he goes out on the town
but he is famous and british, so that means he gets double the BJ’s of the average man.

when i go out on the town, it usually ends up looking like this:

On an entirely different note, we at MDGS are looking to spice things up a bit.
I thought it might be fun to have contest for those of you who care.
Anyone who can find the funniest picture of a cat on the internet, will receive……

a very special surprise!!!! (to be determined)

So start searchin’! We eagerly await your submissions!

xox gossip girl

Okay, maybe not. But I now have your undivided attention. And hopefully Google’s.

So people have been saying “I love my Dead Gay Son…but why so stingy with the updates?”
We sincerely apologize for any inconvenience this may be while we pursue our dreams
of becoming obnoxious, self-indulgent artists.

I have been spending much of my spare time trekking back and forth
between Boston and the exciting berkshires

I trust we will continue to enjoy the rest of this crappy, rainy spring

Welcome back!

You missed us terribly!

We missed your undivided attention. Blogging is just such a selfless activity. For the people, ya know?
MDGS is just so busy… but not, like, having sex dreams about zac “the fem” efron or anything.

In all seriousness, folks, it’s an exhausting life. Party after party
You wouldn’t believe some of the things I’ve seen..
olympians at parties smoking drugs, the mom from “Make Way for Ducklings” shooting up outside a club…what’s next, a Black man getting elected as president?!

But anyway, life is soo much cooler now that the internet has collided
with vain people who like to get drunk and show their tits
to “party photographers”. I’m certainly not complaining!

What could make an evening more special than allowing some weird jew-y fool drool all over your sweaty, coked-up L.A. ass. I guess if you have your trusty dead gay side-kick, anything goes!

The images from sites like lastnightsparty.com, the cobrasnake.com or dovcharneyamericanapparelcocksuck.com have become places for hungover hipsters
to peruse their activities from the night before, but also a place to scope out current obnoxious fashions, like on the infamously underage blogger, Cory Kennedy:

Hey! Quit judging! Bitch was biting on my style!

But MDGS is interested in party photos for more than just the incredible looking people,
it also teaches us valuable tricks to being the most popular person in the room

Like this girl. Nothing says irresistible like drunkenly lurking up on an unsuspecting victim

Another shining example of a pristine lurk:

And this guy clearly has figured out that looking EXACTLY like David Lee Roth will make you a chick magnet. that, and the pound of blow he has stashed back at his parents’ house.

But the number one thing i learned about being untouchable, and extremely party photographical is simple: become Mickey Avalon. He’s creepy and gross, but he’s like king of the hipsters at this point.

OMFGZ you guys! MDGS in the news! Sort of! After you rearrange some words

*note my dead gay son’s thoughts go out to the Travolta family. 
i hope heaven is exactly like the classic ’70s drama The Warriors
aka John’s disco homo-erotic wet dream

i am a terrible person

more updatez to come y’all!

Some of us managed to peg down some pretty interesting summer jobs
This was to ensure, of course, that we stayed out of the sun as much as possible

Enjoying yourself outdoors is so passé

Some people work in restaurants or hip coffee shops. This is tiring.
But I’m not complaining when they come home covered in italian coffee grounds and pie filling.
Others are confined to office jobs (scroll down for a great peep hole into that world)

Me? I got to solicit!
it seemed to coincide well with the new dance craze all the kids are raving about:
The RECESSION.
I gathered quickly that In the summer of 2008,
People don’t like to take up ads in playbills for children’s theatre
Because it just reminds them of their own starving children.
I had to act like I was completely unaware of the rotting economy.
Act I, Scene II: Smile. Nod. Impale self on a cardboard pitchfork. (dull AND flimsy!)

whoring aside, this summer was a whirlwind!
We mourned Heath Ledger feverishly,never once making light of his death
Heath: I hope people in heaven aren’t so serioussss, and the dealers have good shit

There were internet feuds ( coco agnes vs. my brohammer vs. his sexy counterpart) yeesh!
Ego trips ( Berkshire fag-a-tron 3000)
The “fixedgear hipsters” at the Copperworks (quote Berkshire eagle, breaking news source)
Road trips! (Vermont isn’t as lame as the commercials)
and some of us have awkwardly met Allen Alda (adorbs!)

But now - - My Dead Gay Son is excited to add to the list of summer 2k8 thrills:
A MOVE to a REAL website! www.mydeadgayson.com
Let’s have an internet party in honor of art school and digital moves.
You bring the jack, I’ll bring the meth.

He is amazing and his hair smells like laughter.

*sigh* isn’t my blog just the MOST!!?!

My Dead Gay Son would like to shamelessly promote our dear brother/friend’s new blog
http://413some.blogspot.com/

413some is a Western Mass. (specifically the Berkshire region) nightlife/fun time hilarious blog.

if you like fun, sun, buns and drunk people taking advantage of you, then you’re in for a treat

May it be a fruitful one.